Monday, December 19, 2016

The infamous Christmas Carol Quiz

Some people got snail mail cards this year.  If you weren't on the snail mail list, well, you either moved and didn't send me your new address, or you stopped sending ME cards, or you were never on my snail mail list for some other reason.  I sent out 70 cards this year.  Drake claims I keep the post office in business not just for my Christmas cards, but also because of all the snail mail letters I write.  It's usual for me to send out an annual Christmas letter tucked into my cards.  I don't care if people make fun of those of us who send out the annual missive, I LIKE opening a Christmas card which contains either a printed letter or a handwritten note.  However, if you read the blog, then you know everything already, so instead of the annual recap letter, I sent my blog readers a Christmas Carol Quiz just for fun.

Well, this has been wildly popular.  I've heard from numerous people who plan to take it with them to use as a family Christmas game, as well as people who sent me an email saying, WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO #___?  By far, the first question is the stumper.  I must confess here and now, #1 is a bit of a trick question since technically it's not a Christmas carol, but it IS Christmas music.

You can thank Jane for prompting me to remember I promised the answers via a blog entry.  So, here's a repeat of the questions along with the answers.  And, yes, there's no #3.  I rearranged the quiz, and somehow #3 got lost in the shuffle.  Get over it.  Ho. Ho. Ho.

Christmas Carol Quiz


1. The two room apartment of a psychiatrist.
2. May the Deity bestow an absence of fatigue to happy male humans
4. Sir Lancelot with laryngitis.
5. A B C D E F G H I J K M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z.
6. Present me naught but dual incisors for this festive Yuletide.
7. The smog-less bewitching hour arrived.
8. Exuberance to this orb.
9. 288 Yuletide hours.
10. Do you perceive the same longitudinal pressure which stimulate my auditory sense organs.
11. The December mythical being is due in this burg.
12. Stepping on the pad cover.
13. Four legged boozer named for silent film heart throb.
14. Far back in a hay bin.
15. Leave and do an elevated broadcast.
16. That exiguous hamlet south of the holy city.
17. Hitherward the entire assembly who are loyal in their beliefs
18. Listen, the winged heavenly messengers are proclaiming tunefully.
19. A joyful song relative to hollow metallic vessels which vibrate and bring forth a ringing sound when struck.
20. As the guardians of little woolly animal's protected their charges in the shadows of the earth.
21. Frozen precipitation commence
22. Obese personification fabricated of compressed mounds of minute crystals.
23. Oh, member of the round table with missing areas
24. Boulder of the tinkling metal spheres
25. Vehicular homicide was committed on Dad's mom by a precipitous darling
26. Tranquility upon the terrestrial sphere.
27. We are Kong, Lear, and Nat Cole
28. Cup-shaped instruments fashioned of a whitish metallic element
29. Natal celebration devoid of color, rather albino, as a hallucinatory phenomenon for me.
30. Our fervent hope is that you thoroughly enjoy your yuletide season
31. Parent was observed osculating a red-coated unshaven teamster
32. Diminutive Percussionist
33. Oh small Israel urban center
34. Behold! I envisioned a trio of nautical vessels.  
35. K.O. the aisles

ANSWERS

1) Nutcracker Suite
2) God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen
4) Silent Night
5) Noel
6) All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teeth
7) It Came Upon A Midnight Clear
8) Joy to the World
9) 12 Days of Christmas
10) Do You Hear What I Hear?
11) Santa Claus Is Coming To Town
12) Up On The House Top
13) Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer
14) Away In A Manger
15) Go Tell It On The Mountain
16) Oh Little Town of Bethlehem
17) O Come All Ye Faithful
18) Hark The Herald Angels Sing
19) Jingle Bells
20) As Shepherd's Watch Their Flocks At Night
21) Let It Snow
22) Frosty the Snowman
23) Oh, Holy Night
24) Jingle Bell Rock
25) Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer
26) Peace on earth
27) We Three Kings
28) Silver Bells
29) I'm Dreaming of a White Christmas
30) We Wish You A Merry Christmas
31) I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus
32) Little Drummer Boy
33)  O Little Town of Bethlehem
34) I Saw Three Ships
35) Deck the Halls

       

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